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Oh, God, yeah, I felt that too.

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I know. Well, when I stopped breathing
and you brought me back to life, it was

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just like everything in my world was so
much more vibrant and it's

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like I was being reborn, you know?

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Yeah.

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No, don't say that.

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Oh, no, thank you, Cale. Thank you. I
just so appreciate you coming on this

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journey with me.

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Yeah, I'll see you next Tuesday.

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Me too.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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Salmon. Oh.

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How is he?

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Oh, my God. He's so good.

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Is he?

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He has opened up parts of me that I
didn't even know existed.

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You know what I mean? Actually, he
thinks I've got a bit of a blockage in

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chest, so we're going to work on my
heart chakra next week. Oh, cool, cool.

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Heart chakra.

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What's that entail?

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We microdose mushrooms, and he massages
my heart for four hours.

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Oh, God, it's such a crazy... It's like
another world, isn't it? Yeah. So he's

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massaging your heart for a couple of
hours. So how does he do that exactly?

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Well, I don't know. I think you just put
your hand on the heart area and massage

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it. Right, but...

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Like, where exactly, though? Like, on
your chest?

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On your heart.

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So... Sorry, it just sounds like it's
going to be on your tip, though.

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No, well, it just... Like, am I a bit
crazy? Like, that sounds like it's going

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to be your tip, babe.

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It sounds like he's literally going to
be massaging your tip.

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He's not massaging my tip, Glenn. He is
massaging my heart to open up my heart

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chakra. But where's your heart?

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It's behind your tip, isn't it?

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You've fallen for some shaman bullshit.

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Like, I wake up, Susan.

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I'm... I'm more awake than I've ever
been in my entire life. You're the one

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that's asleep, Glenn.

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Maybe you need to see Shaman Kale. I've
not... What, so I can fill up my ball

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bag?

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And you're just going along with it. I
just... I can't... I can't deal with

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jealous... Oh, well, last week, what was
it? He kissed you last week, so...

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Glenn, he didn't kiss me.

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He gave me a form of spiritual CPR to
help me breathe. You don't...

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That's some serious shaman bullshit,
okay? Because you don't... Mushrooms

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make you stop breathing, babe. How would
you know, Glenn? You're too scared to

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take them.

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I wanted you to go on this journey with
me and you said no.

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So I found shaman kale. Yeah, well, now
I'm worried that we're growing apart.

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I don't like it.

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Well, maybe I am.

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What? Never mind. Oh, well, now I really
feel comfortable about you going on...

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Babe.

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Susan.

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Why are you so afraid to have mushies? I
just, I don't know, you know, like, you

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hallucinate and shit. It's a crock of
shit.

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Oh. Here we go.

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It's just a bloody placebo thingy for
wanker backpackers that are too scared

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suck piss. Dad, it's a real drug. You
have enough, you'll be off your tits.

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I've had different sorts of mushes all
the bloody time.

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Yeah, but that's not... They're from the
supermarket, Dad. These are like hand

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-picked psychedelics.

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Mushrooms are mushrooms.

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Anyway, I just...

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I've got a bad feeling Susan's about to
see this shaman's mushroom if I don't do

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it soon. Glenn, it's so easy. Just have
a handful of mushrooms, chuck them back.

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It'll be in and out of your system
within an hour, two hours tops.

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It's easy.

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Really? Yeah.

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What are you doing with me?

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What, now?

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Well, yeah, because, well, we've got a
couple... A roast is a couple of hours

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away, isn't it, Dad?

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Two hours, six minutes.

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Oh, come on, cos Susan's got... She's
got mushrooms in the glove box of her

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Oh, that would... I'll grab them. I'd
feel really good doing them with you.

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all right, yeah, fine. I'll do them with
you.

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Yeah? On one condition.

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Yeah? What?

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Dad doesn't too.

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I'm not doing that shit. They don't do
anything.

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Oh, I thought you had mushrooms all the
time. I do, I just don't feel like them

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right now. Oh, no, come on, please, Dad,
please, please, because I feel like

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I've got the courage to do it with you
guys. You don't need... Courage? They

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don't do anything. If you're such a
bloody hero, why don't you have a couple

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mushies with me and Glenn then? Yeah.

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I'll do double what you piss ants have
any day of the week. Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay. I'm going to go meet you in the
lounge room then. Yeah.

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I'll get a plate. I'll get a plate. 60
seconds. 60 seconds. Go.

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Oh.

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Smell that.

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I can smell it. Dad, it's not true. Does
it smell like that? Yeah, it's fine.

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It's not real. Okay.

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A bit more.

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A bit more. A bit more.

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Okay,

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ready? Ready? Three, two, one. Holy
shit. Here we go. Oh, no.

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Go on, Dad.

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How's that been?

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Is this the best path out there? Yeah,
yeah. Found.

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Different door board, hasn't it? It is.

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How dirty are we talking?

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It's filthy, Susan. I'm telling you, I
can't keep up with these online guys.

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I'm trying.

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I'm really trying, but they're all
losing interest in my replies and then

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just disappear.

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Okay. Well, read me the last
conversation that you had. Okay. All

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So this is with Blackjack Ken. Okay.
He's 41.

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And so we're chatting and then he
starts, what pos are you into?

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idea what pos means.

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Sex position. Yes, I found that out
after 40 minutes googling and so I say

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easy. I haven't done doggy style in a
very long time because my husband has

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short knees.

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Is that true?

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Yeah. Yeah, he winds up doing this kind
of like half crouch thingy which is,

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it's really not, it's really not
comfortable for either of us.

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Right, I can't believe I'm asking this
but what is Roger's favourite pos?

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Well, at the moment, face down on a Thai
massage table while Ling slaps at a

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useless thing with tiger butt.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, Kez. I shouldn't
laugh.

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You should, because he's a bloody joke.
Anyway, back to Blackjack Kent. He says,

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I got long legs.

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Three long legs.

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And I'm going to smash your hands and
knees into the ground while you're

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Husband watches.

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Wow. Not bad.

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A bit aggressive, but not bad.

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So I say, dear blackjack hen, that
sounds okay.

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We'll let you know my knees aren't great
on the hardwood floor.

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A little bit of arthritis in the right
one, but nothing a pillow under the knee

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couldn't fix. Okay, yeah, dirty talk's
slipping a bit there, Kat. So he says,

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I'm going to take a pillow and put it
over your mouth and hide your orgasms.

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Why, your dwarf husband.

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And what did you say? I said, thank you
for the offer of the pillow orgasms. I

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will let you know I haven't had one of
those in about ten years on the account

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of some menopause issues.

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Did he block you after that?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Maybe don't mention menopause during
daddy's birth.

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No, I won't.

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I'll get it.

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Hey. Hey.

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You ready for movie studies?

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Yeah, come in.

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Sweet.

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So, I've actually managed to find a few
things that I think is going to help

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inspire us with the tones of our scenes.

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Oh, great. That sounds really good.

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You look really nice, by the way.

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Oh, thanks. This is what I always wear.

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Yeah. But, um, you smell different.

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Is that cologne?

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Yeah, I just... you know, put a bit on
after a shave. Oh. David Beckham,

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actually.

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What about him?

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Oh, it's a cologne.

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Oh. Something like a hundred bucks,
something like that.

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Oh, shit.

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It's expensive.

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I mean, I guess so.

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I saved up a bit of pocket change. I
got, like, a bit of cash, so paying for

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wasn't really that much of a dig.

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Oh.

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Shall we? Yeah, no, yeah, um, let's go.

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Ah,

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you did all of this just for our scene
study?

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I just chucked some shit together, you
know, nothing to it.

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Come in, come in, make yourself
comfortable.

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Yeah, thanks.

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Um...

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So, I've brought us a couple of
different film options we can choose

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was thinking we should watch this Woody
Allen film from the 80s. He's, like,

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really good with complicated
relationships.

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Right, yeah. Yeah. What did you bring?

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I brought the notebook.

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Oh, the, um, the notebook.

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Yeah, yeah, with Ryan Gosling in it,
yeah. Because, you know, we got that,

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one kissing moment in our scene.

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Right. And I just figured, like, you
know, because the notebook has, like,

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of kissing in it, I thought maybe it'd,
like, be just a good one to watch, you

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know? Yeah.

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That's cool. So, um, should we watch the
movie?

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Yeah, sure, yeah, I'll put it on now.
Okay.

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I'm definitely starting to feel
something, are you?

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Yeah, this shit's going on quicker than
I thought it was going to. Yeah, I feel

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like heavy. Is that normal? Like I feel
like really heavy? Yeah, no, I feel like

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the Charmin shrooms are a lot stronger
than the ones I've had before.

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Okay. I think we've had too much. Oh,
no. Dad, how do you feel? You had

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Oh, no, Dad. Oh, shit. Dad, the lid's
on. It's starting. Dad, you're drinking

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and the lid's on.

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Oh, no, I don't like this. I don't like
this. Tommy, how do we speed it up? How

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do we speed it up? Listen, it's fine.
It's fine. Like I tell my clients, you

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want to burn it off, run it off.

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Sprint. Yep. Okay, where?

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Driveway.

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Is this right? Am I doing it right?
Yeah, I think, yeah.

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Do a couple more.

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I don't, I'm not really enjoying it. I
don't really like it very much.

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It's fine, it's fine. I'm feeling like
this is, yeah.

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Are we okay?

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No, we're fine. It's a little... Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Is it full on, isn't it? No,

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a little heavier than usual, but I feel
like it's... This is fine?

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Yeah, this is fine. Why are your eyes so
open? They're not.

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You're not blinking, though, man.

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What do you mean?

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Hang on.

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Where's Dad?

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What do you mean, where's Dad?

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He was here.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, I think we've got to go get him.

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Wait for us. Come on.

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Go, come on. Dad?

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Susan? Susan?

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Susan? We've got a live one.

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Oh, OK. OK, what's been said? OK.

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All right, he says, hey, T -slut, you
DTS?

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So DTS means you're down to... Got it.
Yeah, so I say, yep, I'm getting back at

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my husband.

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Oh, OK, that works.

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Oh, we might be on here, Kez. I know.

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I'm nervous.

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We're typing.

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What does he say?

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He says... You into kinky shit?

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What should I say?

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Oh, I know. Say... I might be into kinky
shit, but you're going to have to show

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me the ropes.

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Nice.

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This is fun.

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OK, he says, I'm going to hold your hand
through it, baby girl.

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Oh, say... What do you have in mind,
Daddy?

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Oh.

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OK, so he says...

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I want to lie under a glass coffee
table. Great.

237
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,740
And watch you take a shit on it.

238
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,760
I don't think I like kinky. No.

239
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,080
She's so subtle with her choices.

240
00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,270
Yeah. Do you want some wine?

241
00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:30,650
What?

242
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,270
Oh.

243
00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:37,930
Fancy a vino?

244
00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:43,630
Hidden in wine. You know, got to keep it
warm. It brings out the grape.

245
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:49,470
I just...

246
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,160
Like to have a drop of it sometimes, you
know.

247
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,260
Oh.

248
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,160
One

249
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:14,320
for

250
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:14,959
the lady.

251
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:15,960
No, thank you.

252
00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:31,000
Should we pop on some music?

253
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:32,780
What?

254
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360
What for?

255
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,640
Just to chill out and shit. But we're
not going to be able to hear the TV.

256
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:41,819
Yeah, true.

257
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:42,820
Yeah.

258
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:50,980
Your hair smells really nice.

259
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,340
It's really hard to hear them when you
keep talking.

260
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:57,660
Yeah, bloody chatterbox over here,
right? Probably has something to do with

261
00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:58,660
stuff.

262
00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:31,720
Over there? I looked down.

263
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,640
And I don't want to look now because
it'll freak me out, but I looked down

264
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,460
don't have any legs. Can you look and
see some?

265
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,260
What? Can you see any legs?

266
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,740
What? I fucking floated to you just now.

267
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:44,940
Did you see that?

268
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,059
I can't hear what you're saying.

269
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,340
Why? Because I can't hear anymore.

270
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
I can't hear it.

271
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:52,580
I don't like this, Tommy. I don't like
this at all. You're fucking deaf. I've

272
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,580
got no legs and I think Dad is dead.

273
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,140
I wish I was a little frog.

274
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,500
Hmm?

275
00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,480
Okay, bye -bye.

276
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:03,330
Don't freak out. I'm gonna walk over to
you now, but I don't have any lights in.

277
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,370
It's full on.

278
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,410
Oh, dear.

279
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:13,510
Oh, dear. He is dying, Tommy. I fucking
told you he was dying. We're gonna go to

280
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:14,590
the shamans now, okay?

281
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:16,530
Can't hear you.

282
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,750
Okay.

283
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,870
Hang on this way. You guys just come.

284
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,510
I'll just knock, yeah? I'll just knock?

285
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:29,530
Hold on to that. Tommy, Tommy, I'll just
knock? Yeah, knock. Knock on the...

286
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:30,710
Tommy Knockers.

287
00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:42,610
Oh, hi. Thank God you're home. Kale, are
you Charming Kale?

288
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:43,990
Yeah, I'm Kale.

289
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,630
Oh, thank God. We need your help, man.

290
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,490
I don't have any legs.

291
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,630
This is my brother. He can't hear
anything.

292
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:55,210
He can hear what you say. If you ask him
a question, he will respond.

293
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,870
And we're pretty sure that my dad's
dying, so we need help.

294
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,740
Yeah, it took like a shitload of
mushrooms.

295
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,140
You gave them to my wife, Susan. Susan
Turner.

296
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,180
Ah, right, so you're Susan's husband.

297
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,419
Yes, yes.

298
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,420
Ah, I see.

299
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:11,579
How many did you guys have?

300
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,900
How much did we have?

301
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:17,020
Probably too much, about this much.
Probably three grams, but it felt like

302
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,020
grams.

303
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,500
Right.

304
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:23,440
I think you should probably come inside.
Oh, thank you so much, because we just

305
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,500
need a safe space. I know.

306
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,760
Just so you know, I didn't hear anything
you guys just said.

307
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,650
You're going to have to repeat that. So
go down to the lounge, grab a cushion.

308
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:32,590
Come on, mate.

309
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:35,730
You all right there?

310
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:36,750
Come on.

311
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:40,610
All right, there we go.

312
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,070
Okay,

313
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,750
you can let go of the book.

314
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:58,130
Kez, Kez, Kez, just before you text
anything, wait, wait, wait.

315
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:02,050
Look, I've got a bit of a crazy idea.

316
00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,430
Oh, well, any advice is welcome advice,
Susan.

317
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:09,770
OK, look, no offence, but I think that
your texting game is maybe just a little

318
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:11,050
bit old school. I agree.

319
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:15,430
I think that, you know, for this one,
maybe you should just get out of your

320
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,730
and, you know, just talk to him.

321
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:22,950
Call him? Yeah, you can call him on the
app. I just think that maybe, you know,

322
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,050
the dirty talk might...

323
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,250
Come a bit more naturally. If you can
just... Oh, I know, I do struggle with

324
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,850
texting. I mean, that's a young one's
game, that.

325
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,290
So call him.

326
00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:31,429
All right, OK.

327
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:32,430
All right, I will.

328
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,310
Uh,

329
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:44,370
hey.

330
00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:48,450
Hey. I see you slid into my chat box,
Jake78.

331
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,110
Yeah, yeah, I... I know, I thought I'd
just say hi.

332
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,640
Hi. So you liked what you saw, huh?

333
00:18:55,060 --> 00:19:00,960
Yeah, well, I love tea, and I saw that
your profile name is Teaslut, so I

334
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,900
thought, well, she must love a cup of
tea also.

335
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,360
Yeah, I love tea.

336
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:07,680
You like slippery honey?

337
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,940
You like wet honey?

338
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:14,700
Jake78? You want me to smear some sticky
honey on your ball?

339
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,280
Excuse me?

340
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:21,600
You want me to lick some wet sticky
honey off your veiny ball sack?

341
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,300
What are you, like a little pussy or
something, are you?

342
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:39,020
No, I just thought you looked kind of
nice and normal, but I can see you just

343
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:39,919
hit a hook up.

344
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,000
No, no, sorry.

345
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,320
No, look, I'm just... I really... I am
normal.

346
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:50,920
I, um... I actually really hate that
dirty talk crap too, and everyone does

347
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,900
and I thought that's what you had to do,
so anyway, look, sorry.

348
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,220
It's fine.

349
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,279
It's fine.

350
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,540
Oh, God, can we start again?

351
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800
Yeah, yeah.

352
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,420
In public?

353
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,900
Yeah, why not?

354
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920
Okay.

355
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,620
I'm Kerry, by the way.

356
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:15,040
Well, it's nice to meet you, Kerry, and
I'll see you next week.

357
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,760
Oh, my God, Kerry!

358
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,420
I need to see a photo of this guy. All
right, all right.

359
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:50,690
good thing to do now is to really tune
into that fear.

360
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:55,730
You know, if it's coming up, don't run
away from it. It's coming up. It's

361
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:56,629
up. Okay.

362
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,130
So look into it.

363
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:02,390
Ask, what is this fear trying to tell
me? It's telling me I have no legs.

364
00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,250
Where are my legs, Cale?

365
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:09,270
Well, they're going to show up when
they're ready to show up. I know, but

366
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:11,450
more like, that scares me. Like, what
are they just going to pop back?

367
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,770
Like, I'm going to fucking see them pop
back.

368
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:22,250
Now is a good time to ask yourself, what
is your intention?

369
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:29,810
Well, I was thinking about before to
figure out why I can have sex with so

370
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:32,210
Instagram models, but I can't find
myself a girlfriend.

371
00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:36,310
What is it about that need for a
girlfriend?

372
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:41,070
I think it's just because of really low
confidence, actually, when I really lay

373
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,029
it out for everyone.

374
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:44,710
I'm worried about my hairline. I'm
worried about...

375
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,660
why my balls are so big compared to my
penis.

376
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,480
Just let the mushrooms guide you.

377
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,880
Okay? What the fuck?

378
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:57,660
There's a lot of stuff coming up for all
of you right now.

379
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:01,440
Dad's the mystery elephant, isn't he?
That's me.

380
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,680
That's me.

381
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,240
I'm the sex machine.

382
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,180
Everything they know, I taught them.

383
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960
Everything.

384
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:56,840
Everything good? Yeah, sorry.

385
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,720
It's all good.

386
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,140
I

387
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:12,200
really

388
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,600
like hanging out with you, Violet.

389
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,880
What?

390
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,440
I just said I really like hanging out
with you. Oh, I like hanging out with

391
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,440
too.

392
00:23:32,450 --> 00:23:33,450
Oh, Flynn.

393
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:36,130
Oh, my God.

394
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:44,530
I'm sorry. I'm completely giving you the
wrong impression. I'm sorry.

395
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,710
No, no, no. It's my fault.

396
00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:49,170
I fucking shouldn't have done that.

397
00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:50,630
I mean,

398
00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,250
it's all good.

399
00:23:54,280 --> 00:24:00,240
Um, I'm going to go, though, and I'll,
um... I'll see you around?

400
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,440
Yeah, no, yeah.

401
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,420
See you tomorrow?

402
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,120
Yeah.

403
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,420
Well, now's a really good time.

404
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,980
Enjoy some good nutritious food.

405
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:33,860
Ground you back into your body.

406
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,240
Feel your legs again. Oh, they're coming
back slowly, yeah. Thank you for that.

407
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,300
Pleasure. That was good.

408
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:46,060
Now's also a really good time to reflect
any kind of insight, any visions you

409
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,980
might have had along the way. Yeah, I'll
go.

410
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:49,180
Yeah.

411
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,220
I couldn't hear what you just asked.

412
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,280
It's a bit pointless. I'm going to leave
you and Glenn to chat. Sure. Thanks,

413
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,440
everyone. All right. Thanks, Tom.

414
00:24:58,410 --> 00:24:59,410
How about you, Glenn?

415
00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:03,730
Oh, yeah, I had a vision, quite a vivid
one.

416
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:04,729
Oh, wow.

417
00:25:04,730 --> 00:25:06,870
Really? It was you,

418
00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:09,850
actually.

419
00:25:10,070 --> 00:25:11,070
Oh, really?

420
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,130
What transpired?

421
00:25:13,550 --> 00:25:20,530
What transpired was you were working on
Susan's

422
00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:21,469
heart chakra.

423
00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:23,270
Did that bring anything up for you?

424
00:25:24,510 --> 00:25:25,510
Basically,

425
00:25:26,010 --> 00:25:27,110
you were just...

426
00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:30,389
Massaging her tits.

427
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:35,030
I see.

428
00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:38,550
Yeah, I see too. I see through the
bullshit, mate.

429
00:25:38,810 --> 00:25:43,970
Glenn, it's really common for jealousy
to show up at times like this, okay?

430
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:48,950
I'm not jealous. I'm telling you now
that emotions come up with the medicine.

431
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:52,970
Get some clean, all right, so I can
sleep at night, all right? You've been

432
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:55,130
filling up her tits. I just want to know
if you've been filling up her tits.

433
00:25:55,610 --> 00:25:56,650
I can tell you.

434
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:03,860
With all honesty, everything that
transpired during our session was

435
00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:08,220
completely and utterly safe, respectful.

436
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:12,100
Okay, so what happened? I worked on her
heart chakra.

437
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,060
Yeah, I can see it in your eyes. You're
a good -looking bloke.

438
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,160
You've got a great jawline. Okay, you've
got a great Adam's apple.

439
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,360
Okay? I've got a shit chin. Is this your
thing? You get girls in, you get girls

440
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,339
and they lay down.

441
00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:26,340
No. And you go, we're going to start
with your heart chakra, then we're going

442
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:27,400
move down to your pussy chakra.

443
00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:32,340
Listen, Glenn, I think now is a good
time for you to leave.

444
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,520
All right? You come into my house, I've
welcomed you in. I hear you talk to her

445
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,940
on the phone, okay? She laughs like she
never laughs at me. So what's going on

446
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:40,899
in the sessions?

447
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,680
What's going on in the sessions? This
isn't about me.

448
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:46,010
What is it about? This is about you. No,
it's about Susan's tits, mate. It's

449
00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:48,890
about your... It's about Susan's tits
and your hands all over them. For your

450
00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:51,110
wife. Show me where the fucking heart
chakra is. Show me.

451
00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,390
I'll show you where the heart chakra is.

452
00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:55,770
If you agree to leave.

453
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:57,150
Yeah. Show me where it is and I'll go.

454
00:26:57,370 --> 00:26:58,370
All right.

455
00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:01,670
Glenn. Yeah.

456
00:27:02,590 --> 00:27:04,610
There is the heart chakra.

457
00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:05,910
Okay.

458
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:08,930
Okay. So... That's the fucking kid
chakra.

459
00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:11,190
What the fuck are you doing?

460
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:14,310
What the fuck are you doing?

461
00:27:42,030 --> 00:27:43,370
I'll come meet up with you boys, yeah?

462
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:56,890
Guess what I just did?

463
00:27:58,150 --> 00:27:59,990
What? Dropped mushrooms.

464
00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:03,070
Did you?

465
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,470
Yeah. So, how are they?

466
00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:08,910
Oh, so much fun.

467
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,780
Oh, right. So was it spiritual?

468
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,840
Oh, 100%. Like a perspective shift.

469
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,460
And I can see why you love them.

470
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,920
Totally. I get why you do it. Yeah,
yeah. And I'd love to do it with you.

471
00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:27,920
yeah, maybe it'll be good if we do it
from now on and then you don't have to

472
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,819
deal with the chaos.

473
00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:29,739
Yeah, yeah.

474
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:30,900
Yeah, cut the crap, Glenn.

475
00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:35,760
He just called me and said that you've
been around there crying uncontrollably

476
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,880
for 20 minutes and screaming about tits.

477
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,100
More than 20 minutes.

478
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:42,560
And he's banned me from all future
sessions. So thank you very much, Glenn.

479
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,640
Sorry, sorry.

480
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,860
Stop saying sorry.

481
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,100
I'm so sick of you saying sorry, Glenn.
You were a child.

482
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,480
You, your brother, your father, you're
all children. Oh, come on. It's a bit

483
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,500
harsh, isn't it? You take advice from
your dad, Glenn.

484
00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:57,100
He's an idiot and a dirty old man.

485
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,800
He's not a dirty old man.

486
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,519
That's not great.

487
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,320
Kids, we're leaving.

488
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,500
Oh, we haven't had roast yet.

489
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:17,700
Susan.

490
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,040
Oh, I did mushrooms, babe.